Spending our Money!
Some of you may not know that Ken Sim graduated from one of Canada's top business schools (Sauder) with really good grades. That is why he knows a lot about money, specifically how to spend it. In fact, in 2024 Ken spent $450,000 more than Kennedy Stewart did in 2021. But in Ken's own words, it's not his job to crunch numbers. This is in addition to other boosts in funding to the mayors office, and probably explains why he suddenly decided that he wanted to dismantle the parks board, after all, we can't afford it anymore! Great work Ken!
Flying the oilers flag above city hall
The Canucks put together a noble effort in the 2024 playoffs, and yet the edmonton oilers were able to barely squeeze past us in game 7. What does kenny boy do to honour the hard work of our squad? Fly the opposing team's flag above city hall. Not sure how he came up with this great idea, my bet is all the albertan oil and gas lobbyists that he's been cozying up with. Either way, huge L from Ken. Go Canucks Go.
Killing the Planet!
We're finally doing it, killing the planet together. And we couldn't do it without the help of the amazing and wonderful kenny sim. This might explain why he loves the oilers so much, and also why his skin is always so shiny (oil baths). Either way this move in city council kind of came out of nowhere, and regardless of whether or not you agree with it, it is a clear sign of something nefarious. Get this man a peloton and a couple glizzies and he'll eliminate whatever regulation you want from your prospective condo development! Go Oilers!
Shutting down the renters office
People who went to Churchill high school with Ken Sim told me that he was truly horrible at sports, always picked last, and no one really liked him very much. This is incredibly surprising considering his amazing leadership in representing the rights of developers and landlords, who will now face even fewer barriers when trying to evict poor people. Thanks to Ken, now if you are a renter in Vancouver, and you get unlawfully evicted, there's nothing you can do! Tough luck! Who's the loser now? Definitely not Ken.
Renaming the parks?
This one is actually baffling to me. I don't understand why this man hates parks so much. First he threatens to eliminate the parks board, and now he wants to give all the parks corporate names? Do you not remember what happened with the "Telus World of Science???" In any case I've got some suggestions:
Stanley Park -> Tylenol Forest
New Brighton Park -> Raytheon Beach and Pool
Trimble Park -> Billabong pot-smokery safe space for teens
Jon Rogers Park -> Under Armour Spikeball park
Giving back the empty-homes tax
Ken doesn't just love spending money, sometimes he just gives it away for free! Like how he returned $3.8 million in taxes that had already been levied on real estate developers who own newly built empty homes. Note that this money had already been earmarked for social housing, and will now go back to developers. I'm not sure why we need more sub 500 square-feet one bedroom investment condos sitting empty all over a city with some of the lowest property taxes. Supply and Demand my ass.
Who knows what else?
